Sooooo, the title says it all really, does size matter when it comes to your tackle fellas?
Some say no, of course not.... they are liars! For god sake if we cant feel anything then of course that's no good! And for people who tell you its not all about sex, they are delusional.Yes there are other things you can do to combat this issue like use your hands or tongue or even man up and use a dildo on her.... but for god sake please don't try and blame it on us for having a large vajj. IT JUST WONT WORK.
Seriously please don't think that because you drive a nice car or wear nice clothes or talk the talk, that you think that at the end of the night it will be acceptable to pop a maggot sized penis out of your boxers! If you know you have this issue then at least try to pre warn us so we are not left struggling not to laugh or even walk out on you! Ok I am actually joking (to an extent), personally I'd never laugh or walk out I have to many flaws of my own to be judging anyone else however you MUST make up for this is another way... i have no arse mehh what you going to do about it? But i do have a fab pair of yes fake tits! See I made something good hahaha
So you might not have a big dick, get over it, buy a dick pump (not actually sure if these work) or just make sure as ive said before that you use other parts of your body to make up for it.
Most women say that they'd like a big dick though... LIARS!! You'd run a fucking mile if a man with a dick the size of a horse came (literally) at you! So wheres the happy medium?
Uk average penis size for a man is 5inches... AVERAGE ok so if you're just under or just over cool!
I took a look at average penis size around the world too....
Ok great so that tells us that on average most men come in at around 5 inches across the world! So UK men well done you fit in nicely!
Now i know I've said of course size matters but its not just about length its about girth too guys i don't want something as thin as a pencil and, i know, i know its out of your control and I'm a little bit sorry if I've offended anyone reading this but the way men can scrutinize every detail of what they look for in a woman, big boobs, big bum, long legs, brown hair, blonde hair, small boobs, black, white, asian.... I think its only fair that one of our requirments is to own something more than enough on a fully erect penis!
That is just not acceptable, please if you know you have this don't come near me! I can't work with this and nor could a lot of other girls! If its as small as my eye ball what use is that?
I know I'm coming across as fussy but I'm honestly speaking the truth from what a lot of women say! And yes its hurtful but its rude of you to think we should have to put up with it! If we got a bit chubby you'd have no problem telling us... ok maybe a bad example because of course we can change our weight!
Men don't think that there are loads of stallions out there! If you hear of a mate boasting about the size of his pecker chances are he's a big fat fibber less than 0.3% of men have anything more than 8inches and if they do they probably so ugly they never get to use it anyways.... that was a poor attempt of trying to make you feel better, my bad.
Although ive said size matters, it IS more important with what you can do with it! If you have a 5inch penis and you have no clue what you're doing get da hell outta my bed! Bring me someone who can please me and so be it if you only have 3inches erect.... *cough*
Nope I can't lie... size matters guys... now where has the biggest average? See you ladies in France.
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