Yawn.... I'm not in the mood. No its nothing to do with how i feel about you and no its not because I'm shagging someone else, I'm just not feeling it tonight ok?
We humans can only perform so much, this is why I've been a tad quiet on my blog. I haven't been in the mood to even write it! I'm not a performing seal, you don't get to click your fingers and I'll come running.
Sex shouldn't be expected, sometimes its nice to just hold and tease but not go any further so put your peckers away and wait for when we are in the mood! What ever happened to just some nice cuddles and kisses huh?
I guess it is the old cliche of 'Sorry babe I've got a headache tonight' ... To be honest if you hear that chances are it's not true, she or he just doesn't want any, but like i said that's not forever, its for that moment in time. And no you can't really do anything to change that feeling... Well you can sometimes, if we say we're tired, try give us a foot rub or a massage, do something nice to take away the pressure, and you might... MIGHT get somewhere because you've pleased us and taken away some pressure. I doubt it but if you're that desperate you'll try anything...
Don't whine like a little bitch and make it all about you! If you are that bothered you have a hand go use it. At least you only have to be concerned with making yourself come.
Someone asked 'what do you do to make yourself feel sexy if you don't?'... answer we don't. Why should we? Just to please you?
Ok, so say the footies on or the rugby or something that you want to watch... or say you're mates have invited you out.. and we girls want a little something something before you go out or in the middle of your programme? Would you go out of your way when your not in the mood to please us? Answer. NO!
We might not want sex for a number of reasons, mainly just because we are tired... but sometimes your moves are so standard or monotonous... Well... if I don't tell you the truth you will just go on thinking what you're doing in acceptable! It could be because we have just come off a period or are just coming on, it could just be because you have done nothing to make us feel sexy before hand... you don't drink a cup of tea without making it wet first, so don't do the same to us!
And yes when we are not feeling sexy of course we are look for different things... just stay away, don't creep! Get it into your head that you are not going to get any that night or day or when ever you've come sniffing! But that doesn't mean you shouldn't try again the next day, Jesus we're not that harsh and if we have been off it for a while let us approach you!
Like I've said before if we don't want it, its not because we've cheated, chances are if we'd cheated you would get some just so you don't get suspicious!! Hahaha c'mon that's just common knowledge don't judge me!
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