Porn... Wanna watch?

No guy will ever shy away from telling you he watches porn, and I'm not going to list sites for you all to check out if you don't have your own favourite sites then I'm sure if you just type porn, tits, sex or cock into Google, or at least Google images then you will have a sea of sites to go through at your leisure and pleasure.

What i want to know is how many of us girls are up for delving into the seedy, dirty, sexy, exciting world of porn with our other halves?

Surely it beats actually having to have another person added to your equation? So for those of us who don't want a threesome or for those who might get off on watching someone else having fun or maybe imagine that its us they are doing it to porn IS for you!

Porn is normally just a lone thing and it can be quite personal, do you think your partner is going to be into what you're into? There is soooo much variety! Theres girl on girl, guy on girl, guy guy, guy guy girl, girl girl guy... standard!

But what about old man on girl, old lady on guy, old lady on girl? Bondage, interracial, dress up, outdoors, plumber (if they ever turn up), amature, babes, pissing, pooing, animal, public, hairy, big tits, no tits, fake tits, bukkake, hardcore, spanking, big clit, twins, drunk, passed out, housewife, abducted, dressing rooms, beach, photoshoot, swingers. There are so many more I'm not sure i have time or the energy to write them all!

So what exactly is porn doing for us? For most its an easy relief, no strings no expectations no cuddles no kisses! Easy peasy. But for others its great for being able to express what they like without anyone else having to know!

Because there is so much choice, you can have a nose at things and realize you have different tastes! But i will warn you be careful, it can jump from sexy to sick in less than 2clicks of your mouse!

Some people are very against porn as they see it as cheating, personally i don't. It's a film or photo on your tv or computer, they don't personally know them, nor are they likely to ever meet them either so for god sake let him/her watch or look at it! The only time it is quite obviously cheating is if they do know the person they are perving or wanking over! Sorry for the bluntness but you'll get over it or you know me and you wouldn't be reading my blog if you weren't prepared for it!

However women and pornography don’t always go together very well. Why is this? There are a few reasons: One of the foremost is that most male porn may not be a turn-on for many women because it’s so fake and not the kind of sex that a woman would perhaps aspire to (think jack-hammering men, huge slamming, jamming dildos, and loud fake-breasted women exaggerating the virtues and talents of their partner beyond what is obviously apparent).

This doesn't turn some of us on, and it can disappoint some that it turns you on. Is that the kind of sex you expect her to give you? Do you wish she looked like that? Some likely feels a subconscious pressure to "perform" like a porn star, to look like a porn star, and to be as sexually talented and adventurous as one, too. Never ever compare your better half to any of these women in the movies, maybe introduce her to something more sensual than hardcore the first time you watch something!

Porn is a massive industry with over 26 million porn websites! Thats incredible! Think of all the hard work put into this.... yes im being sarky, no one cares about these kind of facts as long as they can get off on it, just show us titties! Sometimes though when you are quite innocently searching for something non-porn related, there will undoubtedly be porn.... for example i typed in feet in Google images and this came up

So it might not be naked people rubbing feet in places I'm not sure feet should be rubbed but... it isn't innocent either!

Anyway, back to what i wanted to talk about, watching porn together!

I don't see the harm if you are both up for it! Especially if your lady is very sexually charged maybe put on a dvd for her and send her to bed a little early then go up 15 mins later and walk into her playing over the images on screen! You get turned on from 'catching' her and she is turned on from imaging what would be done to her.

I found a web site that shows a graph of what porn actresses would be more open to doing.... sluts! No of course I'm joking! I would rather my boyfriend watch some other woman take it up the arse than pester me to do it all the time! Mind you from watching it too much he might want to act it out, but that can soon be put straight if you offer to shove something up his arse too!

Some people become so obsessed by porn though because they can look at their fantasies! Some people look whilst at work.... really? How do you find time? Or am i being naive? If so I suggest you hide it well, I'd hate to have to explain that one.... I'm not sure these are on sale yet but they should be.

Bit obvious?

Anywho, if you don't watch porn, go do it. If you've never watched it with your other half, try it. It is never going to kill you just remember that!

Threesomes, foursomes as many as you wantsomes.

Ménage à trois hey??? Now i think its fair to say most guys would be up for this and why the hell wouldn't they! They imagine it to be them walking into a room of two beautiful girls having a pillow fight or touching each other and they get invited in! Bonus huh!!

No you fucking idiots! Half the time you can't even make us come once let alone have two of us come over you or because of you!

You have to think this through before getting into it. A lot of the time most people will get into it when drunk when all inhibitions go and no one cares what they look like and are just out for a good time! And if thats the case i hope you had fun!

But some people are in relationships when they want to broach this subject, which is daring and also dangerous. Only do it if you honestly think you both trust each other enough and choose someone mutual! But don't ask for a family member or her best mate unless she suggests it! Now lets be honest most guys will want two girls

But you have to fair fellas some of us might might to pop another man in!

If you're expecting your lady to go with another girl you cant be shocked if she wants to be pleased by you and another man!! ONLY FAIR!!!

Yes some girls are into girl on girl so it wont phase them sharing you with another girl because it means they get to play too! But something you have to think about is pleasing both of them at THE SAME TIME!! Yes you all have to work together but you can not and must not pay more attention to one over the other, especially if you're ignoring your partner over the newbie!

There are so many ways to go about setting up a threesome but no actual information on what to do when you're there! And ok ok i get it you all fuck each other, great, but seriously set up some rules before hand so no one gets pissed off!

On a popular mens web page they have set out four rules for you guys so take a look!!

threesome rule no. 1

Establish the rules

You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority when you're establishing your threesome rules.

Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and what to avoid doing -- in advance. She may tell you that she's uncomfortable with the idea of you penetrating another woman or even pleasing another woman orally.

You must respect her limits. Remember that each woman may suddenly feel jealous, so try your best not to shut either woman out and always give more attention to the woman with whom you have a relationship -- this is an extremely important threesome rule. (highlighted for a reason fellas)

As well, you may end up feeling jealous if you're not the centre of attention. Just keep in mind that the object of the game is to share sex between three people.

Also, remember that although some people try to drink their way to bravery for a threesome, drunken sex usually ends up being bad sex. If you want to have a cocktail or two to loosen up, that's fine, but no more. You want to be at peak performance.

threesome rule no. 2

Be as giving as you can

Although you may be hoping that the two women will give you 100% of their attention, the truth is that they're there to please each other just as much as they're there to please you. You may end up feeling ignored and should do your best to get over it.

The best way to approach this situation, and an important threesome rule to follow, is to forget your feelings for a moment and try to be as generous with your hands and mouth as you can.

Pleasure in one-on-one sex goes back and forth, but in a threesome it's more of a cycle that moves from person to person. So be patient; focus on turning both women on and the attention will come back to you.

Whatever pleasure you get in a threesome is a treat, so instead of expecting anything in particular (like getting oral sex from both women at once), enjoy everything that comes your way.

Keeping your hands moving and knowing when to penetrate are important threesome rules...

threesome rule no. 3

Keep yourself busy

When you find that both women are busy pleasuring each other and you have nothing to do, keep yourself busy. Take matters into your own hands and find something to do.

Caress the breasts, thighs or vagina(s) of one or both women, kiss their backs or necks, or give oral sex to one if she's in a position that allows you to (believe us, this will redirect attention toward you in a hurry).

If you decide instead just to pleasure yourself for a little while, don't feel bad; the action will come back to you soon enough.

threesome rule no. 4

Be careful with penetration

Penetration is what novelist Tom Robbins calls "that old show-stopper." It automatically forms a serious bond between you and one woman, leaving the other out. For this reason, penetrate only when you're sure both women are comfortable with it.

Your natural inclination will be to pay close attention to the woman you're having sex with, but you mustn't focus on her entirely. This is about the three of you, so keep that ideal close at hand. kiss and touch the other woman, look her in the eye, and talk to her if the mood is appropriate.

Be aware that you may feel overwhelmed with pleasure if you're thrusting into one woman and kissing and caressing another, meaning that you might climax more quickly than expected. Take it slowly and pace yourself.

And don't get so excited that you lose track of the women: All three of you should be sexually satisfied and, even if you achieve climax first, you must do everything you can to bring your two partners to orgasm.



Well that was insightful, and to be fair to the guy who wrote it... very good! He takes into consideration each woman which is exactly how it should be!


Afterward yeah you can lie around with both women, However, remember this is NOT a relationship. This means your newbie should NOT stay the night. Go home newbie and leave the couple to relax together, its not about you anymore thanks for your time... TAXI.

Time to be reassuring to your girlfriend or wife. You've had fun, but it's only pleasure and experimentation. Tell her that she turns you on, that seeing her being pleasured by another woman aroused you, and that while you enjoyed yourself, there's no one for you but her. She's your primary concern, so if you let her know it, you may well have more threesome adventures in the future. Capishhhh?

Now guys, c'mon its only fair you return the favour, she might have done it for you and if she is willing you should do it back for her! Let her be pleased by two men!! Don't get me wrong she might not want to so don't offer unless she asks! And if she does want one i can almost bet in every single case that she wont want to see you doing anything with the other guy!!! If you are into that well then fine, but most of us ladies like the thought of two very manly men touching and pleasing us, we don't want to fight for cock attention!

Now it's not just threesomes people partake in its orgies and swinger parties! I've never personally been invited to one so don't have any inside info on this (will look into it for a later blog thought I'm sure), but from what i can imagine its going to be similar to anything more than just you and your other half.... its going to be demanding and full of pros and cons! TRUST is a mega issue in all of this and if you are completely and utterly committed to each other then go have fun and experiment, if you're going into it with doubt don't go in at all and if your partner is still adiment then you need to rethink your relationship!

People go into these things sometimes believing that it will make their sex lives better when in actual fact it can destroy peoples lives and leave people very jealous, so please don't do it if you are not ok with the rules or terms and conditions beforehand its really not worth it!

People hype these things up and have high expectations in their head about it... when sometimes its just not all its made out to be.

And do you trust the other person enough not to do something on the sly?

Be careful, but have fun. You only live once so why not try?

MILF's

I have a child, I'm 25 and have on the odd occasion been called a milf.... And I'm not going to lie I'm never sure how to take it.


Not take it as in what position do you want me in as in, is it a compliment or not!

When someone says milf i think of a 40 plus woman who is still very attractive, not me. Even my friends who have kids who are attractive i dont look at them and think milf i think attractive young mummy. Or YUMMY MUMMY!!

Yes I understand that a milf stands for MUM I'd like to fuck and yes i am a mum, but even if I didnt have a child I'm sure some people out there would still want to fuck me. And to be honest they would probably be the same people who call me a MILF. I don't think i get a whole new crowd of men who like me specifically for being a mum!

And yes in a way i guess some mummies after having a child, well our bodies change and some of us quite dramatically, and so to still be acknowledged even through all of that is a compliment. In my eyes I'm still Kerry though, I'm still human and I still have feelings and wants and needs! Don't get me wrong regardless of me still being 'Kerry', I am first off Mummy. And wouldnt change it for the world, but there is a part of me that still likes to be known in my own right!

I still like to make an effort and of course i like to feel sexy but im not sure being called a milf is doing it for me! Thanks for noticing me and wanting to fuck me, how very kind of you, but I'd like you to like me because you think I'm cute, funny, interesting, intriguing.

I don't know how other girls feel about being called a milf... some must get off on it, even play on it! It can be a massive ego boost if you're feeling a bit crappy about yourself after having a child. But for some of us its just a word, lets be honest child or not chances are you'd have a poke anyway. And that's not being big headed but as i stated above, you don't want to fuck me because I'm a mum you just would because you think I'm your type!

If you're going to call me anything at least let it be yummy mummy, I'm not over 40 with the body of a 20year old. I'm a 25 year old with the body of a barbie because of what motherhood has done to me... so I'll see you all when I'm 40 and then yes feel free to yell milf at me! I'll take it as a compliment then. Let's just hope Thomas doesn't mind.

Eye spy with my little eye....

Ever had sex and/or been playing with yourself and someones walked in like a family member or maybe a room mate?

Most people will cringe and not be able to face that person again for a while until they feel it had died down... others of us will find it thrilling at the thought of being caught. Which leads me onto my chosen topic for today which is being watched and sex outside or in public places!

Lets not keep any secrets we've all tried it out doors even if its a quick fumble somewhere quiet, like the cinema, or on the way home from a night of drinking or when we're on holiday on a beach... there is something risjy about out doors sex and thats the risk of getting caught. So is the question we like nearly being caught or we want to be caught?

For some people the thought of being watched is intimidating as they find sex very personal, but i wonder if they thought they might being watched, but weren't, would that turn them on?

Sex outside at the risk of someone seeing is why we have sex outside, its not for the view! When out in the sunshine when your all hot and feeling good, that can be such a turn on that a quick grope on the beach is standard.

Another good time to maybe try sex outside is when your drunk, all your inhibitions go and you become so much more daring! So on the way home from the pubs and clubs grab your man and find somewhere half decent to prop yourself up and let him have his wicked way with you! He'll love it!

If your feeling really risky play with him whilst he's driving! Ok i must stress that you don't make him crash and im not supporting dangerous driving, but sometimes just trying things that have that danger factor is amazing... Or what about playing on public transport...... always intresting a fumble on a bus or in the back of a taxi?!

Now im not saying that you have to be seen, as it probably would offend a lot of people so if you're going to do it then do take that into consideration. But dont not do it because a few prudes might turn their noses up! Everyone has sex so they need to get over it!

Theres been a few times I've heard people having sex.... good on them! Get quite jealous hearing someone else having fun whilst im sat in my room typing up my blog!

If you're not feeling up to sex outside then why not just have sex with you're windows open so people might be able to hear you? And try putting a mirror up so you can watch yourselves and pretend that you're being watched.

So go on give it a try and lets be honest who cares who see's or hears you its all part of the thrill!

Starters, Main and Dessert. Friday Foreplay

Mmmmmmm food, im not going to lie aside from other things food is probably my best friend and my enemy all in one go!

But how many of us have involved food in sex?

Have you ever fucked a cucumber? Banana? Orange? Hahaha ok maybe not an orange, well i hope not any of them, but who am i to judge....

Joking aside food can be sexy, a nice romantic meal, especially foods cooked with wine and aphrodisiac foods like Almonds for a pudding, or Avocados or Bananas. For Mains you could use garlic or ginger. And Oysters are the most well known aphrodisiac! As is CHOCOLATE!!

More can be found here http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Articles/Nutrition-Health-Food-Labeling-646/aphrodisiac-foods.aspx

But im not talking about having a nice meal and then having sex well, unless you feed each other.... melted chocolate with strawberries dribble it over her... im sliding off the point, but only slightly.

There are so many different ideas to incorporate food into your sex life, and it doesn't have to be just food... what about ice? For instance, ice cubes can be used for stimulation by inserting one into your mouth before giving us ladies oral pleasure. Or, if you can't stand the coolness of the ice in your mouth for too long, why not just hold it in your hand and let the iced water drip onto our nipples and/or our vajj's?

Or ladies, why not give some of this back? Take the ice cube into your mouth then wrap it around his manhood. The simultaneous sensations of hot and cold will have an indescribable effect on his member (let alone his testes!).

Even kissing each others mouths while you exchange the ice cube is incredibly kinky and exciting. Play around with it while it's in the mouth or hold it in your teeth and outline our lips and face with it. Sex is all about fun, and a little water never hurt anyone.

If your not feeling the cold then why not try old faithful whipped cream, chocolate or honey? Drizzle these in between her breasts over and around her nipples and slowly lick it off.... don't bloody lap it off like a dog who hasn't drunk water for a year, and don't dibble on us, its a massive MASSIVE turn OFF. And don't enjoy eating the food more than you're enjoying tasting us... major no no!

Its not just these types of food that work in sex, there or lots that you could place all over the body and slowly eat them off one by one.

Im not talking about fish and chips or a salad, and im not talking about using a cucumber on yourself then popping it back in the fridge NO JUST NO!!!

Guys be creative, but don't be stupid! What do you think would look good rolling down the curves of you womans body? What can you eat or nibble a lot of without feeling like your going to puke on her because its all a bit too sickly?

Up coming pictures made me laugh like nothing else ever before im sorry if they offend you... actually no i dont.... take a deep breath....

Dont have sex with your spag bol  and dont fuck a chicken.........

Look at the girls face on the picture on the bottom she couldn't give a crap he's about to 'eat her' (for use of better words) she's so hungry she wants the spag.....

You get the jist, you know what  to do now go fill your freezer with your ice cube tray and prepare for some fun and sexy foreplay!

Bondage.. tie me up bitch

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Circumcision... pass the knife.

Male circumcision is the removal of some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. The word "circumcision" comes from Latin circum (meaning "around") and cædere (meaning "to cut").

OUCH.... not gunna lie i dont have a penis, but i wouldnt like my va jj cut. nu uh noooo way!

As we are all aware most of the time circumcisions are performed as part of religion, but some men opt to have this surgery as they feel it is cleaner and healthier.

As the only moving part of the penis, the foreskin aids sexual activity. It contains nerve endings that play a part in sexual pleasure and its glands produce lubricants that help protect both the head of the penis and the va jj. So why cut it off? Why are parents opting for their children to have this surgery which is a risk due to the use of general anesthetic.

I just looked up some facts on circumcision and found this; http://www.circinfo.com/questions/qga.html

Circumcision increases 'staying power'. The most common complaint from women regarding sex is that their partners 'come' too quickly and they themselves are not brought to orgasm. Men naturally reach their orgasm quicker than women. Unless he takes the time and trouble to learn to delay orgasm until a partner has had hers, sex becomes a one-sided affair. By slightly reducing sensitivity of the glans, circumcision helps delay orgasm and thus improves sexual relations. Another bonus reported by both partners is that, because there is no foreskin to get in the way, the rim of the glans can be felt by the woman giving her better stimulation and the man a more sensual teasing during such movements. It is significant that almost all the artificial penises on sale are modeled on the circumcised shape, ie a larger, fuller and rounded shaped glans rather than the smaller elliptical one of the uncircumcised.

Wow if only us girls had known... I'm sure we could have recommended this to a few ex's... ok ok im putting the claws away. But seriously could you imagine... Yes Doctor he comes too quickly and basically i want you to hack at his manhood so i can come, believe me I'm doing us BOTH a favour! hahahaha


Yeah ok!!

Some men like it because its all they've ever known, whilst some are regretting it as they say its had a really negative impact on their sex life!

One man (who I'd like to say I don't know, i just found this on a website) said “I had ample sexual experience, and I was quite happy as an intact male" this man was circumcised on advice of his doctor at age 26. “After my circumcision, that pleasure was utterly gone. On a scale of 10, the uncircumcised penis experiences pleasure of at least 11 or 12; the circumcised penis is lucky to get to 3. If men who were circumcised at birth knew the loss of pleasure they would experience, they would storm the hospitals and not permit their sons to undergo this.”

Lots of men and their partners say they actually do prefer it, they say there is no massive difference in the actual sex but that it looks nicer and is so much cleaner, and that they would actually recommend that men do think about having it done! Awareness of a good body image is a very important factor in building self confidence.

But hey if it's going to make us ladies orgasm more, what da hell you waiting for.... in fact pass the knife, I can help you out!!

Camel toe....yes or no?

Good ol' camel toe.... or is it? Is this animals hoof what u want to look at in the middle of the high street or down the beach? Or even when you're laid in bed with that special someone?

Is it really that appealing? haha just looking at the picture makes me giggle! Lets be honest now, we've all had it, wearing our leggings which i think are tested first to make sure they give us camel toe... if they dont send them back, we want camel toe in our leggings please!!! Blaitz leggings are made by pervy men...

Woman across the world have had a bad case of camel toe at some point ...

NOW thats camel toe.... jeeezzzz. Thats the whole foot!

But do some women do it on purpose? C'mon... knowing that some men get off on it... it draws that extra attention your way, no need to lie we're all friends here! Some women think its a sexy thing and to be fair to them there are hundreds and hundreds of porn sites dedicated to just a camel toe!! Incredible... so there is definitely a market for it!

I first heard about camel toe in high school when someone told us all sat round a table about a website (which has since shut down... i checked) that would allow you to RATE women's camel toes. All good fun i guess staring at women's vagina's eating their pants....

Another thing... does it really resemble a camels toe?

Yeah ok i guess in a way it does but surely there is a nicer less offensive part of an animal it could be compared to? Like a cats top lip? Or a cats paw? Hahaha that was a stretch, but you see what im saying, it comes across as hideous ... 'errr look at that girls camel toe' or ' haha look thats girls cat lip/paw is showing' much nicer, if there is such a thing?!

So where some men get off on it saying well if the girl 'sporting' the camel toe is hot then it makes her toe hot too, and if its small then thats defo cute, but there are those who say well if shes not attractive and toes on show then ewwww. Some men think its gross and that its better when more is left to the imagination!

But what do us women think? To be honest i couldnt give a crap, if i see camel toe il probably laugh and stare if im really honest... im a woman if its nice camel toe id probs be jealous if its not then il take the piss and show all my friends, or just anyone whose willing to look!

If i myself have camel toe id probably make some kind of joke about it but to be honest if i know im going to be wearing a tight pair of leggings i will wear a top thats going to cover my 'paw', for i do believe that people know enough about me already they do not need to know what i look like with a hungry va jj....

Just to let you know though guys its not just us women that suffer from downstairs disasters... ever heard of a mooses' nuckle?

Now you have.... Erm that's a definite NO.

Hahahahaha and so is that..... SIMM

I'll leave you with that image enjoy xxx

Would you... with a woman?

Ladies ladies ladies, we go out together, get ready together, have sleepovers, go shopping together, some of us exercise together. We share clothes, gossip, food, money... some of us share men. But is that where it ends?

Have you ever thought about sleeping or experimenting with each other? Would that be something you would be comfortable with? Is it something that has ever crossed your mind? The reason im writing about this is because in a recent game of truth or dare a question was put to one of my friends 'If you could sleep with one of your friends who would it be?'.

The answer was me. My friend was female and to save embarrassment i have changed the question slightly just so its not obvious as to who said what and to be fair my friend only had an option of women so... but the answer was me.

This got me thinking, do girls think about things like this? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go with a girl? That is if you haven't already!

A lot of girls will experiment kissing girls when drunk for a laugh or some do it to get the attention of men... but why? What is it that makes us like that. I think for some unknown reason it seems to be more socially acceptable for girls to experiment with girls than it is for men to try with men. Why? I don't think that question will ever be understood or even answered properly with a substantial answer

Some men do get off to girl on girl action.. but what's in it for us?

Its tender, its exciting and its outside of the norm boundaries! A girl knows exactly what a girl wants, we know how we liked to be touched, kissed and caressed.


You see, while a straight woman can still appreciate another woman's body, we just don't 'appreciate' it in a sexual way from the waist down the way men do. We do not feel the same way about women as you do. For us, there is no attraction to do anything to any girl down there! It doesn't appeal to us. We think about it almost as much as NEVER! And if we do we'll try it.

Sometimes we will kiss, or touch each other's boob's though. And if you're dating one of us at the time, while some boyfriends will get a kick out of it, others will be confused. It does give guys the wrong impression.

Some women though do think more into it, and want to act out on it and will do this probably mainly when drunk. And i say why not! It's not hurting anyone as long as both parties are both consensual to it.

I think honestly most girls think about it, some of us do go through with it, some of us worry what might be thought of us, but we share everything else so no harm in experimenting with the ones you trust. I would much rather experiment with a close friend than with a stranger. Sorry guys no 'hot' female strangers come into play, we never normally leave our circle of friends.

Straight women don't completely understand the feeling a man gets about two or more women being together sexually, but we most definitely do know that for many men that it is one of their bigger fantasies. So we can, and will play on this, almost unashamedly at times.

I'm not saying it's admirable behavior. But when we do, it's usually just to get someone's attention. It is because we want to show off, or to create a stir, to have a laugh, and sometimes just for fun. We use it as a tool. That is the comedy for us, we are acting! And usually at the time we don't see any harm in it. We don't even realize that our partners could see these actions as 'cheating'.

So don't mind us if you hear about a girls night in, its all in the name of fun, and don't read too much into it... you're NOT going to get a threesome out of it so get that out of your head! We might try our friends but you wont!

Cringy moments...

Lets face it cringy things are bound to happen to us all in sex. Sex is not meant to be perfect its mean to be fun and intimate, crude and dirty or loving and intense. But with all different types of sex comes different cringy moments....

Sounds like when both peoples skin traps air in-between and makes farting noises that's a mood killer or the infamous fanny fart or squelch .... gross we know but sometimes there isn't anything we can do to stop it, sometimes its actually you that puts them there so pipe down!

Actually fanny farts are so 'common' they actually have their own name.... 'queefing'. Nice.

Some girls can actually 'queef' on command....

SIMM (sick in my mouth) i dont get why you would want to do that on purpose but whatever.... anyway back to topic.... sex, yeah so guys you have to realize that we do sometimes get embarrassed with this so dont make a point of pointing it out during or after unless we bring it up!! Nothing worse than a giggle during sex when your trying to enjoy it... throws you off big time.


Some people can laugh about it during and that's fine if you have an understanding partner. Just tread carefully some women can get pretty upset about it. Its not like we enjoy farting on you!

Other cringy things that can happen during sex... premature ejaculation? C'mon to be fair it must be embarrassing. Ive heard some friends stories before about this about how their fellas tried to say it was because the girl was soooo hot that they couldn't help it.... well that's very well thought out guys! Trying to blame it on us... haha see you do have brains!

But understandably it must be embarrassing, you're trying to please your girl and urm its wham bam thanks you mam, some men claim there are ways to control this.

A web page called askmen.com answer some questions on this topic il paste the link here for you to look at for yourselves or for you as women to help your partner.

http://uk.askmen.com/dating/dzimmer/14_love_answers.html

I think as women we need to be understanding that men cant always help it, but men who do suffer from this need to learn that they cant feel sorry for themselves! They need to get involved in other ways!! Go down on her or use your fingers, i can understand how men with P.E might feel inadequate using a dildo on their other half but if we are willing to understand your 'condition' then you have to understand that we will need pleasing in other ways!

Back to women... gagging..... yup unless you are a deep throat queen we've all gagged, some have better re-fluxes than others though so can save themselves in time...others of us have not always been as fortunate! Theres the eye watering, dribble and if you're really unlucky sick....

Nice.

But unfortunately these things happen to the best of us... some men like the gagging sound some men like the spit and dribble and some women like it too. Hardcore.

I guess other things that can happen during sex is poop... and farting if you're doing anal. Or even coming on your period.

Most partners are fairly understandable to most things and get that with sex comes a lot of bodily functions that are not always welcome. But don't worry god knows your not the only ones! Even the beautiful women queef and the studs may come before you've even got started....

No one is perfect and neither is sex.