Sunday, 20 March 2011

Cringy moments...

Lets face it cringy things are bound to happen to us all in sex. Sex is not meant to be perfect its mean to be fun and intimate, crude and dirty or loving and intense. But with all different types of sex comes different cringy moments....

Sounds like when both peoples skin traps air in-between and makes farting noises that's a mood killer or the infamous fanny fart or squelch .... gross we know but sometimes there isn't anything we can do to stop it, sometimes its actually you that puts them there so pipe down!

Actually fanny farts are so 'common' they actually have their own name.... 'queefing'. Nice.


Some girls can actually 'queef' on command....


SIMM (sick in my mouth) i dont get why you would want to do that on purpose but whatever.... anyway back to topic.... sex, yeah so guys you have to realize that we do sometimes get embarrassed with this so dont make a point of pointing it out during or after unless we bring it up!! Nothing worse than a giggle during sex when your trying to enjoy it... throws you off big time.


Some people can laugh about it during and that's fine if you have an understanding partner. Just tread carefully some women can get pretty upset about it. Its not like we enjoy farting on you!

Other cringy things that can happen during sex... premature ejaculation? C'mon to be fair it must be embarrassing. Ive heard some friends stories before about this about how their fellas tried to say it was because the girl was soooo hot that they couldn't help it.... well that's very well thought out guys! Trying to blame it on us... haha see you do have brains!





But understandably it must be embarrassing, you're trying to please your girl and urm its wham bam thanks you mam, some men claim there are ways to control this.

A web page called askmen.com answer some questions on this topic il paste the link here for you to look at for yourselves or for you as women to help your partner.

http://uk.askmen.com/dating/dzimmer/14_love_answers.html

I think as women we need to be understanding that men cant always help it, but men who do suffer from this need to learn that they cant feel sorry for themselves! They need to get involved in other ways!! Go down on her or use your fingers, i can understand how men with P.E might feel inadequate using a dildo on their other half but if we are willing to understand your 'condition' then you have to understand that we will need pleasing in other ways!

Back to women... gagging..... yup unless you are a deep throat queen we've all gagged, some have better re-fluxes than others though so can save themselves in time...others of us have not always been as fortunate! Theres the eye watering, dribble and if you're really unlucky sick....

Nice.

But unfortunately these things happen to the best of us... some men like the gagging sound some men like the spit and dribble and some women like it too. Hardcore.

I guess other things that can happen during sex is poop... and farting if you're doing anal. Or even coming on your period.

Most partners are fairly understandable to most things and get that with sex comes a lot of bodily functions that are not always welcome. But don't worry god knows your not the only ones! Even the beautiful women queef and the studs may come before you've even got started....

No one is perfect and neither is sex.

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