Mmmmmmm food, im not going to lie aside from other things food is probably my best friend and my enemy all in one go!
But how many of us have involved food in sex?
Have you ever fucked a cucumber? Banana? Orange? Hahaha ok maybe not an orange, well i hope not any of them, but who am i to judge....
Joking aside food can be sexy, a nice romantic meal, especially foods cooked with wine and aphrodisiac foods like Almonds for a pudding, or Avocados or Bananas. For Mains you could use garlic or ginger. And Oysters are the most well known aphrodisiac! As is CHOCOLATE!!
More can be found here http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Articles/Nutrition-Health-Food-Labeling-646/aphrodisiac-foods.aspx
But im not talking about having a nice meal and then having sex well, unless you feed each other.... melted chocolate with strawberries dribble it over her... im sliding off the point, but only slightly.
There are so many different ideas to incorporate food into your sex life, and it doesn't have to be just food... what about ice? For instance, ice cubes can be used for stimulation by inserting one into your mouth before giving us ladies oral pleasure. Or, if you can't stand the coolness of the ice in your mouth for too long, why not just hold it in your hand and let the iced water drip onto our nipples and/or our vajj's?
Or ladies, why not give some of this back? Take the ice cube into your mouth then wrap it around his manhood. The simultaneous sensations of hot and cold will have an indescribable effect on his member (let alone his testes!).
Even kissing each others mouths while you exchange the ice cube is incredibly kinky and exciting. Play around with it while it's in the mouth or hold it in your teeth and outline our lips and face with it. Sex is all about fun, and a little water never hurt anyone.
If your not feeling the cold then why not try old faithful whipped cream, chocolate or honey? Drizzle these in between her breasts over and around her nipples and slowly lick it off.... don't bloody lap it off like a dog who hasn't drunk water for a year, and don't dibble on us, its a massive MASSIVE turn OFF. And don't enjoy eating the food more than you're enjoying tasting us... major no no!
Its not just these types of food that work in sex, there or lots that you could place all over the body and slowly eat them off one by one.
Im not talking about fish and chips or a salad, and im not talking about using a cucumber on yourself then popping it back in the fridge NO JUST NO!!!
Guys be creative, but don't be stupid! What do you think would look good rolling down the curves of you womans body? What can you eat or nibble a lot of without feeling like your going to puke on her because its all a bit too sickly?
Up coming pictures made me laugh like nothing else ever before im sorry if they offend you... actually no i dont.... take a deep breath....
Dont have sex with your spag bol and dont fuck a chicken.........
Look at the girls face on the picture on the bottom she couldn't give a crap he's about to 'eat her' (for use of better words) she's so hungry she wants the spag.....
You get the jist, you know what to do now go fill your freezer with your ice cube tray and prepare for some fun and sexy foreplay!
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