Kissing...... the yays and nays

Back to my prefered topic now and i thought today id bring up kissing, i doubt this will be a long one but i think its a MUST to discuss!

Again everything i write is always going to be down to personal preference but i do think there are a couple of MAJOR no's in kissing and A LOT of YES's too.

Lets get the bad over and done with. DO NOT stick your whole tongue in my mouth. its invasive and its rude! What made you ever thing that that was acceptable? Who told you that was ok? Lets be fair a lot of guys watch porn from a very young ages and have even seen tv programmes of people kissing so when the bloody hell did u ever see Ken Barlow tonguing the feck out of Deidre's mouth? Ok bad coupling there i know there are more up-to-date kissers about but you get my idea.

Even in the midst of passion its not ok to nearly reach your partners esophagus with your tongue!

 Also do not soak my ear in saliva.... its weird and the thought of my ear/face smelling of your gob isnt appealing!

Right onto the good...

• teasing of the tongue gentle into the mouth
• pecks on the lips, cheeks and neck and ear lobes
• nibbling of lips and ear lobes is acceptable 
• passionate kissing yes but dont be too forceful
• kissing of the forehead and tip of nose is also cute and may get u brownie points!

We dont want out mouths to turn into a 1200power spin of a washing machine, tease our lips treat them with care dont forget you want us to treat u with care when ur in them so have some respect for them.