Monday, 14 March 2011

Blowjobs and tossing off, sorry couldnt think of nicer names.

Weeeeyyyyyy bjs and tossing off well well well what a crude little madam i am! But enough of the childish giggles thank you lets be adult about this!

Lets start with tossing off, some women love doing it some dont, maybe those who dont love it are actually just worried that they arent going to do it right or that they might hurt their partner? But lets face it men can be fairly blunt about whether or not they do or dont like something so im certain if you get him to tell you then you wont have any problems. And there ISNT anything wrong with asking for pointers at the end of the day you have his interests at heart so he should be grateful.

Im not going to sit here in my star print pjs and tell you how to 'toss-off' your fella for god sake. I think this is fun for you to find out for yourself! As much as we expect them to play with us we have to respect (hmmmfff) that they are going to want some form of play back! If your nervous 'ive heard' that if you play with yourself in front of your guy and get him to play watching you that you can get a good idea of just how they like it!

Some guys are quite forward and will ask you to do certain moves or use different strengths as such and will guide you as your doing it! So go on! Give it a go practice on a cucumber first if you really must (just never admit to it!)


So next it blowjobs well this i dont recommend practising on a cucumber... just dont use cucumbers ok!

Not a good look!

Anyway i have to say that bjs are again ok for some women and not for others. Some ladies just flat out refuse to do it, fair enough but dont expect him to go down on you then!

I do think however that it needs to be pointed out that not all women were born porn stars and love having their heads shoved down hard onto your penis! Let us control it then if we insinuate that we want you to do it then fine but it can really put you off a guy when he's ramming your head down onto himself.... All of you none gagging sluts out there need to stop putting the rest of the female population to shame!!



In one of Russell Brands DVD's he says that he finds it attractive the sound of a woman slightly gagging and her mascara running.... is he on his own in this or do men really like this? Surely the sound of a woman nearly puking on your cock isnt the nicest sound? If i had a guy going down on me and he was gagging id ask him to pass me the soap as id be worried i wasnt clean!


If you like try squirting some tasty fruity lubey stuff on him, use cream or if your feeling confident use an ice cube.... involve chocolate too if u really like! Men like the thought that you are loving it just as much as they are so make it look edible and enjoy, but dont bite.... most men would like a penis left attached at the end!

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